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The bill was 200 dollars.......that is an expensive bar of chocolate [20 Sep 2004|12:37am]
[ mood | depressed ]
[ music | Frou Frou~Let Go ]

I just had to take my baby dochsand to the Emergency Pet Hospital. It made me pretty sad. He ate 15 ounces of Dark chocolate. They made him throw it all up. The vet lady brought out a huge vat of chocolate that used to be in his stomach...she thought it was "funny". What a whore. He's only 11 pounds and that's almost a pound of chocolate. I calculated that that would be like me throwing up about 15 pounds at one time. How aweful. What a dueshe. He's ok now, luckily, I love my dog way to much..if he died, i don't know what i would do with myslelf. The experience brought me a little closer to what Sydney must be feeling right now.


RIP Lily

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I'm not so sure this thing is accurate [27 Jul 2004|04:47pm]
[ mood | energetic ]
[ music | Dispatch~~Flying Horses ]

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You have dinner at your place
Afterwards you call the cops
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You say f*ck me
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hahahahahhahahahahahha that's............awesome

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walk around naked in your living room [26 Jul 2004|08:27pm]
[ mood | pensive ]
[ music | Alanis Morsette~~You Learn ]

I recommend getting your heart trampled on to anyone
I recommend walking around naked in your living room
Swallow it down what a jagged little pill
It feels so good swimming in your stomach
Wait until the dust settles

You live you learn
You love you learn
You cry you learn
You lose you learn
You bleed you learn
You scream you learn

I recommend biting off more than you can chew to anyone
I certainly do
I recommend sticking your foot in your mouth at anytime
Feel free
Throw it down the caution blocks you from the wind
Hold it up to the rays
You wait and see when the smoke clears

You live you learn
You love you learn
You cry you learn
You lose you learn
You bleed you learn
You scream you learn

Wear it out like a three year old would do
Melt it down your gonna have to eventually anyway
The fire trucks are coming up around the bend

You live you learn
You love you learn
You cry you learn
You lose you learn
You bleed you learn
You scream you learn

You grieve you learn
You choke you learn
You laugh you learn
You choose you learn
You pray you learn
You ask you learn
You live you learn

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hey old man river...zip it or i'll brake your hip [20 Jul 2004|09:39pm]
[ mood | annoyed ]
[ music | ~~~Big Daddy~~~ ]

Today I went to the beach for a couple hours w/ Julie Wagg
it was pretty fun
however.........
why is it that guys think they can just talk 2 u
when your relaxin on the beach
maybe i dont want to be hit on when i'm laying out...
did that ever occur in their tiny miniscule brains!?
grrrr....
whateva whateva...i do what i want
i'm over it

"Hey I know your gonna be missin me when you have that old wrinkly body all over ya......with his loose skin.....and old....balls.......gross."

whateva whateva...i do what i want

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I miss Erin B already..... [18 Jul 2004|03:18pm]
[ mood | happy ]
[ music | Letters to Cleo~~I Got Time ]

So last night was pretty cool
-went to a hooka bar with mal, heidi, margaret, annie, and erin B
-had double apple, pineapple, cherry mint, and strawberry
-played some hooka games (that erin and I made up cause we're retarded)

So here's the awesome part of the night...
-got up to go to the car and felt a little light headed
-sad cause i had to say bye to erin
-kept saying i was so f*cked up
-fell down in a pencil shape, smiling, eyes open....yet still in some odd way i was passed out kinda....but awake...kinda....it was awesome
-fell 4 more times after that....bonked my head pretty bad...and gotta fatty bruise on my knee...YES...
-it was freakin hilarious.........

Well i guess u just had to be there....

Today is not looking up...pretty dull at the moment
-maybe i'll go swimming....

=) =) =) =)

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[17 Jul 2004|02:58pm]

Ok it was hard but I figuired out my 3 favorite movies of all time...

LABRYNTH (you really just can't beat David Bowie with a mullet in spandex pants)

DIRTY DANCING (can you saaay...Patrick Swayze is a sex god?)

and last but not least...SIXTEEN CANDLES (probably my favorite out of all three)

So that's it...
I just had to announce
that that was the decision i came to
yay


If anyone else wants to tell me
your 3 favorite movies...please feel free to do so
but i'm tellin ya it's a hard decision!!!

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i'm back.....yay [17 Jul 2004|02:44pm]

Well it's been a long long time since i've last updated....
however not much is new this summer....
I'm a new Aunt...
so that's cool
I've been tanning alot..
so that's cool
I'm going to San Fran next weekend...
so that's cool
I went to warped tour...
so that's cool
.......ya those are the only cool things i can think of so far...

how many times WILL i say cool in this thing??
the answer to that is too many

 


stay cool

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Lindsey F*ckin Lohan [15 May 2004|12:48am]
[ mood | mischievous ]
[ music | ~~~Conan O'Brian~~~ ]

Tonights show was betta then eva
-not one f*ck up on my part
-yay

Saw "Mean Girls" today....frickin awesome!!
~~~BOO WHORE!
-wow...loved it

Tomorrow night is so gonna rock! Trejo's party will be loads of fun
-however it is in camarillo
-camarillo cops are not the coolest
-it will most likely get busted
-then i will have no place to sleep
-and the fun will end
-god it's like i have ESPN or something..muahah

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WEST SIDE STORY RULES WEST SIDE STORY RULES WEST SIDE STORY RULES WEST SIDE STORY RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!! [13 May 2004|11:22pm]
[ mood | tired ]
[ music | Pretenders~~~I will walk 500 Miles ]

So WOOOOOOOOOOOOOW the show was pretty saweet
-even tho in one of my songs i royally f*cked up
-i skipped an entire verse
-o well i played it cool
-i still have plenty more shows to make up for it baaaaah

SUBURBAN LEGENDS SUBURBAN LEGENDS SUBURBAN LEGENDS SUBURBAN LEGENDS SUBURBAN LEGENDS SUBURBAN LEGENDS SUBURBAN LEGENDS SUBURBAN LEGENDS SUBURBAN LEGENDS SUBURBAN LEGENDS SUBURBAN LEGENDS SUBURBAN LEGENDS..........it has been to long....soooooooo pumped

I'm so excited 2 see u Joe!!!
-this will be 2 much fun
-I dyed my hair..it's pretty dark
-and i gotta tan (all 4 the show)
-yes yes the high school play
-laugh it up grrr

I'm gonna go to bed now cause i'm REAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLY tired but Sydney rocks my socks off and that about does it.

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ska ska ska ska ska ska ska ska ska......................................................rocks [12 May 2004|11:38pm]
[ mood | anxious ]
[ music | The Cure~~~Love Song ]

BRIANS OK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wooow that scared the SHIAT out of me!
for reals!
and he'll be in the show still
(thank the lord)
--his understudy was well.....unneceptable.

Dude wha wha whaaaaaaat can u say SL CONCERT
this sunday!!!!!!
-so thrilled
-ska ska ska ska skaaaaa

WEST SIDE STORY COUNTDOWN..........0 DAYS!!
-we open tomorrow night woot woot wooooooot

P.S. Incase anyone was wondering..Sydney = sexy ska queen

-are u excited 4 andrew's syd?!?!!? muahahahha muahahhaha muahaha......muah

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i love you brian [11 May 2004|10:58pm]
[ mood | numb ]
[ music | none ]

i can't believe that happened
i mean i know he's gonna be ok
but i was scared
i had to call 911
i had to practically force the water and inhaler down his throat
my god
my god
my god

they told me he could talk when they put him in the ambulence
so i'm sure he'll be just fine
i was just so scared
and too so him like that...

struggling to breathe
crying
scared
my god
my god

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[09 May 2004|12:58pm]
[ mood | jubilant ]
[ music | Beastie Boys~~Ch-Check it Out ]

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!!!!
-awww my mom is adorable

Last night was pretty fun
-went to malories with heidi
-rented Spellbound and laughed our asses off
-drank peach schnopps with sprite and got waisted
-listened to Journey's Greatest Hits and fell asleep
-All and all a great night

WEST SIDE STORY COUNTDOWN---------4 DAYS

P.S. Syd~~I would loooooooooooooove to go to the SL concert with you! So order me tickets BIIIIAAAATCH!

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3

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KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL [08 May 2004|07:31pm]
[ mood | silly ]
[ music | Tears for Fears~~Shout~~!!!! ]

A sneeze is one tenth of an orgasm
-and i just sneezed 4 times in a row!!
-do the math!!!!!

-I just saw Kill Bill Vol.2
-fuckin AWESOME

Weeeeeeeeell i'm going out to dinner with the fam (wooot)

-I just sneezed 2 more times
-I might as well be having sex

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my friends suck.......except 4 sydney [07 May 2004|04:04pm]
[ mood | crushed ]
[ music | Distillers~~Die on a Rope ]

JULIE......she's the reason for the word BITCH.....bitch

-I am such a doormat.....seriously.
-I need to stop letting ppl walk all over me
-"it's ok it's emalie she doesn't care"
-well here's a suprise.....
-I'm human
-I have feelings
-They do get hurt
-I need to stop laughing things off
-Stop making a joke out of everything
-ughhh that's never gonna happen
-I'm hopeless

"I give you my vodka and you treat me like this you whore"
Is all I have to say about that.....!!!!!!!!!

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[06 May 2004|10:27pm]
[ mood | indescribable ]
[ music | i miss it already!!!!!!!!!!!! ]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO FRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIENDS!!!!!!!!!

-you will be missed friends....you will be missed...*whimper*
-that was the best friends SEROIUSLY EVA!

-i heard there's gonna be a sitcom "Joey"
-if this is true i will be a great fan because joey is AWESOME
-"heeey Erica's the name of that pregnant lady"

RACHEL AND ROSS TOGETHER FOREVA!!! AWWWWWWWW THAT WAS A TEAR JERKER!!!!!!! AND TWINS WHOAH! WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT!!!!!! AWWWWWWW MAN OH MAN....i can't believe there's no more....i can't believe its over.....

*tear*

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[05 May 2004|10:29pm]
[ mood | tired ]
[ music | Led Zeppelin~~Dazed and Confused ]

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRG i'm tired!!!!!!!! sooooo sleepy!!!
Damn West Side Story DAMN IT TO HELL!!

I'm having SUCH a bad week!!
What am I gonna do next year?
All my friends are seniors!
I will have no friends!!!!!
how am i JUST realizing this!
god life sucks!!

P.S. Joe~~sorry I haven't called u back but I have 7 hour rehearsals right after school and I dont get back to my house until around 10 AND THEN i have homework (hence the life sucking right now) but I still love you and when this damn show is over i'll actually be able to call u back!!!!

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3

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Ai Mambo Ai!!!!!! [03 May 2004|08:31pm]
[ mood | ecstatic ]
[ music | West Side Story~~America ]

WEST SIDE STORY

that's right...i'm in the school play
if anybody wants to come
just tell me!!! cuz im sellin tickets.

I play "Anita"
Ok...i'm not EXACTLY puerto rican...but...
there's always make up!!! tehe
We go up May 13,14,15,20,21,22

I LIKE TO BE IN AMERICA
OK BY ME IN AMERICA
EVERYTHING FREE IN AMERICA!!!!

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FAT GUY IN A LITTLE COOOAT FAT GUY IN A LITTLE COOOAT [03 May 2004|10:10am]
[ mood | mellow ]
[ music | Dispatch~~Carry You ]

~Room service u want me to jack u off

Tommy Boy just came on tv
my ex made me watch that 32157345 times
he was obsessed

My madge announced that I will now
be getting $50 a week....
4 doing nothing

sooo THAT......and the tasty jamba juice i'm having...
is definately making my day
a liiiiiiiiittle bit brighter

~They have a hard candy shell...i'm suprised u didn't know that
~I think your brain has a hard candy shell
~Your the one with the.......shell.....on it
~Good one
~Shut up Richard

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u guuuuuuuys you made me ink [02 May 2004|10:43pm]
[ mood | depressed ]
[ music | Ben Folds Five~~Mr.Jones ]

~~So tonight SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS~~

One of my girlfriends is having a bunch of girls
spend the night at her house
to party and do fun stuff
and I wasn't invited.

the nerve.

So now i'm very sad and very alone
watching finding nemo
making a depressing mix cd 2 mope around and be sad 2

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Your more likely to be killed by a fallen coconut then die in a plain crash [02 May 2004|07:38pm]
[ mood | crappy ]
[ music | Distillers~~Coral Fang ]

***will somebody kill me please
will somebody kill me please
i'm on my knee's
pretty pretty please
kill me
I want to die
Put a bullet in my heeeeeead***

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